In “How to Cook Children”, Esmelia Sniff (eight times winner of the World’s Stinkiest Crone award) presents a dazzling collection of recipes from around the world that will have any witch drooling with delight. Whether you’re in the mood for sizzling Bratwurst sausage from Germany – stuffed with real brats – or an exotic Indian Moppet Paneer, “How to Cook Children” is full of great flavours presented by some of the world’s nastiest witches. For those who are lucky enough to have a sweet tooth there are also great dessert ideas. You won’t be able to resist Nanny Todd’s deliciously sticky Apple Betty or Esmelia’s own crunchy Flat Jacks!

Text copyright Martin Howard.